band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is dead. exactly. well this is more emotional than expected
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
thelexisage: I want my life to be with you. I want you and I to be an us and a we.
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– N’tima (via didyoueatallthisacid)
ihaveabsolutelynoidea: Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how fucked up our generation is Why not use a picture of a 50 year old white male banker masturbating with mortgage papers into the mouth of a senator
2spookykarkat: lucifersblog: the-final-horcrux: that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold oh my god
fasterfood: people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??
aquify: why don’t you guys ask me questions like are you even curious about me do you wanna know my middle name my last name my favorite color my favorite movie my netflix account information the hospital i was born my social security number my blood type when i sold my soul to satan
what doesn’t kill you leaves scars ruins your lungs dries out all your tears...– c.c. (via strangefatality)
jesuschristvevo: i try to be nice but then people start saying words
breakfast-at-tiffanis: keep-calm-and-omg-its-niall: leezzee: gallifreyangurl: dinosaurs-on-wheels: hoechln: i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston ugh, my hair looks terrible can we do it again i blinked come on i was sneezing it’s not fair look at my face ugh ...
jackingtonoff: imagine patrick stump as a father “son YOU’RE GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!!” *slams door* *opens door two seconds later* “hey son im sorry about that let’s talk this out q&a??”
tobeymacguire: when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
passion: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? hot as balls