cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

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egyptianpearl:

bringinglexiback:

sorry but children younger than her in the middle east get blown up by drones purely because of their proximity to suspected terrorists, i don’t really care about a dutch teenager getting arrested for sending a “joke” threatening tweet to an airline while claiming to be a member of al qaeda because she thought her obvious positions of privilege would protect her from any and all consequences

THIS ^

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"I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself."

(via kissing-beehives)

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roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

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"And I think the first sign you notice when you begin to gain feelings towards a person, is just how easily you get jealous when they give others the attention which you crave."

Unknown  (via asdfghjkllove)

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Reblog if your names not Rick

arrogantanupapaya:

lifesariskygame:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

assumethepartyposition:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

drimeth-of-bag-end:

631 people so far are not Rick.

Turns out everyone else on tumblr is Rick

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My friend on facebook is called Rick and I wanna tell him he is one in a million so we need to get this to a million notes!!!

So much unrickness

not rick

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nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via theunexpectedsoul)

"Her heart sank into her shoes as she realized at last how much she wanted him. No matter what his past was, no matter what he had done. Which was not to say that she would ever let him know, but only that he moved her chemically more than anyone she had ever met, that all other men seemed pale beside him."

F. Scott Fitzgerald, A New Leaf   (via bloodisthenewblackk)

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